Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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