Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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