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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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