Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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