Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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