Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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