marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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