problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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