he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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