Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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