So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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