Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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