she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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