when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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