But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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