If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
This is the high leading the old right now
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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