no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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