The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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