Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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