Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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