my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i love accidental penises.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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