Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
