that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
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