I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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