remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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