She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
So vagazzling was a success
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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