he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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