I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
