whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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