We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
do nipples grow back?
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