what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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