That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
