I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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