had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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