Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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