I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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