can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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