Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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