there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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