I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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