is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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