Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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