I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Randomize
