I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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