It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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