woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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