HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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