Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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