So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
