So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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